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⚠️ BACKSTAGE NOTICE: ROADIE JOE HAS BEEN LEFT UNSUPERVISED AGAIN. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

HEY HO...

IT'S ROADIE JOE!

The world's most enthusiastic roadie. The music industry's biggest liability.

Accident-prone since 1974. Back on tour since 2026. Still waiting for Larry Licks to call him back.

⚠️ BACKSTAGE NOTICE: ROADIE JOE HAS BEEN LEFT UNSUPERVISED AGAIN. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

ROADIE JOE ON THE ROAD

LIVE & ON TOUR

Roadie Joe appears at live gigs, music venues, festivals and events. He can introduce bands, entertain audiences, interact with fans as his usual excitable, lovable, slightly accident prone self.

ROADIE JOE CONTENT

Joe can create promotional social media content for venues, bands and events. TikTok, YouTube Shorts and other social content.

FULL DJ SETS

Roadie Joe is ready to keep the party going, mixing rock anthems, crowd favourites and backstage banter all night, or be your fill in guy for warm ups and intervals.

BAND & ARTIST INTERVIEWS

Joe interviews bands and musicians in his unique style. Expect unusual questions, questionable memories and absolutely no guarantee that Larry Licks will approve.

PERSONALISED MESSAGES

Fans can order personalised Roadie Joe video messages. From birthday wishes and anniversaries to shout-outs, ideal for any Roadie Joe fan.

PODCAST GUEST

Roadie Joe can join your podcast for chaotic backstage stories, music chat and plenty of laughs.

AUDIENCE INTERACTION

Joe doesn't just stand on stage. He gets amongst the crowd, chats to guests, entertains, tells storys and keeps the energy high.

SPONSOR ROADIE JOE

Businesses and performers can recruit Roadie Joe to bring a bit more Rock n Roll to their event, show or campaign. Don't go it alone, do it with Roadie Joe.

ROADIE JOE – LIVE & ON TOUR

Joe is available for live music events, festivals, comedy nights, charity events and private occasions.

He can introduce bands, interview performers, chat with audiences and get involved in the action throughout the event.  Obviously due to his legendary celebrity status Joe will quickly bring something unique and magical. 

UPCOMING APPEARANCES
  • OCTOBER 15 - ASDA SHOPPING
  • OCTOBER 22 - BEARD TRIM % WAX
  • NOVEMBER 2 - WEMBLEY ..... MAYBE
  • NOVEMBER 14 - LARRY'S LOUNGE (UNCONFIRMED)
  • NOVEMBER 31 - VENUE TBC
  • DECEMBER 20 - ROADIES BAR-B-Q
  • DECEMBER 24 - CHRISTMAS DAY BASH
  • MAY 28 - KYLIES BIRTHDAY - SEND ANOTHER CARD

MEET THE CREW

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LARRY LICKS

Lead singer of Larry Licks.

Joe's former employer. Joe still believes Larry was his best friend. Larry has never publicly confirmed this.

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NIGEL SPARKS

The band's lighting man.

Probably the only person who understands electricity. He has spent decades telling Joe: "Don't touch that." Joe usually touches it.

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BIG SAM

Roadie Joe's manager.

Big Sam regularly phones Joe during TikTok lives on his large red telephone, providing advice. Sam claims to be a successful businessman. Joe has previously been invited to America to clean Sam's sports cars. Nobody is entirely sure what Big Sam actually does. Yet Big Sam offers a great deal of 60% to TIKTOK 40% to Big Sam and the rest  to Roadie Joe .

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TREVOR

The legendary inflatable lizard.

Escaped from its tether outside Wembley in 1982. Still officially listed as "on tour."

ROADIE JOE'S BACKSTAGE WISDOM

Life advice from a man who accidentally plugged the wrong thing into the right socket.

"You don't have to get everything right. I've made a career out of getting nearly everything wrong."

Roadie Joe gives short, funny and surprisingly positive pieces of life advice based on his experiences on the road. He might not always remember what city he was in, but he remembers how people felt when the lights went up.

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